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How To Turn Your Website Into The
Highest Earning Employee
You'll Ever Have.
And it will keep on earning for you day in & day out 24/7 forever.
"Hope & Pray" menu display websites are finished. AI-operated Revenue Engines are replacing the old static pages that are now obsolete. The days of your website looking identical to every other boring, templated page that just sits there are over.
Here's The Problem
Your website displays menus. 📋
That's it.
While you're stuck with a digital billboard from 2015... your competitors are using Sales Engine Websites that capture leads, answer calls 24/7, and automate repeat orders. They're eating your lunch. 🍽️
What You're Losing RIGHT NOW:
- After-hours calls (no answer = no booking)
- Birthday celebrations (worth £670M to Moonpig, £0 to you)
- Catering enquiries (they move on before you respond)
- Customers who order once and disappear forever
- THOUSANDS in monthly revenue 💸
Menu Display vs Sales Engine
Your Current Website
- Shows menu
- Lists hours
- Looks...fine
- Makes £0
Sales Engine Website
- Captures leads 24/7
- Answers calls automatically
- Brings customers back
- Builds valuable database
- Prints money while you sleep 💰
Introducing
The Restaurant Sales Engine 🚀
10 powerful features. 1 system. Unlimited profit potential.
AI Phone Assistant
Never miss another call. Your AI assistant answers 24/7, takes bookings, captures details. No voicemails. No lost revenue. Just bookings.
Birthday Club
Captures birthdays automatically and sends: week before reminder, 3 days before reminder, special birthday offer. Fill tables with celebrations. Automatically.
28-Day Automated Win-Back
Customer orders takeaway. Doesn't reorder in 28 days? Automated email/SMS brings them back. The PERFECT message at the PERFECT time. That's £750–£1,000 extra per month from ONE feature.
Catering Calculator
"How much for 50 people?" Instant quote. Captured lead. Automatic follow-up. While competitors take hours to respond, you close the deal in 30 seconds.
Converting FAQs
FAQs that capture leads while answering questions. "Do you do gluten-free?" → Captures email → Sends menu → Adds to database. Information becomes automation.
Database Builder
Every call. Every order. Every birthday. Every question — builds your most valuable asset. Then fill slow nights, promote new dishes, drive repeat orders.
Monthly Newsletter
No writing. No design. No hassle. Your newsletter goes out automatically with new menu items, special offers, upcoming events, chef's recommendations.
Email & SMS Marketing
"Slow Tuesday? Blast an SMS: '50% off tonight only - book now!'" Fill tables. Move inventory. Drive revenue. All with a few clicks.
Instant Results Dashboard
See exactly what's working in real-time. Calls answered, leads captured, emails opened, bookings made, revenue generated. No guessing. Just data.
Podcast Interview Distribution
We interview you, edit it professionally, then distribute to local directories and platforms. When people search for restaurants in your area, YOU show up.
The £670M Secret
The Moonpig Strategy 💡
Nick Jenkins built Moonpig around ONE insight:
Birthday data = predictable revenue.
Sold for £120M. Now worth £670M.
Why? Birthdays = spending. Every. Single. Time.
Your Birthday Club uses this exact strategy. While competitors ignore birthdays... you're filling tables with celebrations automatically. 🎂
The Math That Matters 📊
Your menu display website is bleeding money. 💸
This Sales Engine?
Pays for itself in weeks. Then prints money forever. 💰
See It In Action 👀
Test the system yourself — visit our live demo restaurant, click "Birthday Club", opt-in with your details, and watch the automated sequence.
Visit www.RoyalSpiceIndian.com 🌶️Then imagine this working for YOUR restaurant 24/7. 💡
Frequently Asked Questions
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Stop losing money. Start making it automatically.
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Your Website Should Be Your
Highest Earning Employee.
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From Neil Murphy — 8 Million Calls Handled · 30+ Years Sales Experience
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The £15,000 Call That Went
To Voicemail
£45,000 Range Rover. One missed call. Lost forever.
It's 6:15 PM on a Tuesday. Your staff have gone home.
A customer calls wanting to buy a £45,000 Range Rover... tonight.
Nobody answers. They leave a voicemail. You check it at 9 AM the next day.
Too late. They've already bought from your competitor. 💸
Sound familiar?
Here's what's REALLY costing you money:
Every missed call is a potential customer calling your competitor instead.
How much is THAT costing you every month? 🤔
Introducing: DeckchairAI
The Smart AI Receptionist That Captures EVERY Call... Even While You Sleep
I'm Neil Murphy.
I spent years running 80 receptionists who handled 9 MILLION calls for estate agents, car dealerships, law firms, and tech companies across the UK.
I built that business from a spare bedroom to 80 staff. And here's what I learned:
Traditional receptionists are the bottleneck killing your growth.
The sick days. The holidays. The "one call at a time" limitation.
So I built something revolutionary.
Answers in 2 rings
guaranteed, every single time
Never gets engaged
handles unlimited calls simultaneously
Works 24/7/365
no lunch breaks, no holidays, no sick days
Sounds completely human
polite, conversational, professional
Trains on YOUR business
brand voice, products, services
Captures details perfectly
instant notifications via email, SMS, or WhatsApp
Costs a fraction
no National Insurance, no PAYE, no HR drama
It's like having 100 receptionists... without ANY of the headaches. 🎯
FREE BOOK: "The AI Receptionist Advantage"
Normally £8.99 on Amazon — Download Your FREE Copy Today
Discover how estate agents, car dealerships, law firms, and tech companies are using DeckchairAI to capture EVERY call and grow faster than ever.
Plus: The complete setup guide and implementation checklist.
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Choose The Option That Fits YOUR Business
Option 1
OUT OF HOURS ⏰
Use DeckchairAI when your team goes home. Evenings. Weekends. Holidays.
Your AI receptionist keeps working while you're sleeping, relaxing, or actually enjoying your life.
Perfect for:
- •Estate agents who get viewing requests at 7 PM
- •Car dealerships with Saturday shoppers
- •Law firms with after-hours emergencies
- •Any business tired of missing evening and weekend calls
Option 2
OVERFLOW 📞
Keep your human receptionist for normal calls. Let AI handle the overflow when things get busy.
No more engaged tones. No more missed opportunities.
Perfect for:
- •Businesses with peak call times
- •Seasonal rushes (end of month, holidays, sales events)
- •Growing companies that can't hire fast enough
- •Anyone who hates hearing "all our lines are busy"
Option 3
ALL CALLS 🚀
Go full AI. Let it handle everything. 24/7/365. Unlimited capacity. Zero sick days. Zero drama.
Perfect for:
- •Growing businesses tired of staffing headaches
- •Companies wanting to scale without hiring
- •Tech-forward brands ready to eliminate the bottleneck
- •Anyone ready for the future of call answering
The best part? You don't have to decide right now.
Try it FREE for 2 weeks and see which option works best for YOU. ✅
From Setup To Success In 4 Simple Steps
Quick Chat ☕
WhatsApp me "TELL ME MORE" at 07831 571890 or download the free book above. We'll have a 10-minute conversation about your business and what you need.
Custom Training 🎓
We train your DeckchairAI on your brand voice, products, services, FAQs, and booking process. It'll sound like a receptionist who's been with you for years.
2-Week FREE Trial 🧪
Test it with REAL calls in YOUR business. Out of hours, overflow, or all calls — your choice. Zero risk. Zero commitment.
You Decide ✅
After 2 weeks, you'll see exactly how many calls you captured that you used to MISS. Then you decide if you want to continue.
Simple as that. 🎯
What Makes DeckchairAI Different
Answers In 2 Rings (Guaranteed)
While your competitors are still ringing, you've already captured the lead. Speed wins.
Unlimited Simultaneous Calls
10 calls at once? 50? 100? Doesn't matter. Never engaged. Ever.
Sounds Completely Human
Polite, professional, and conversational. Your callers won't know it's AI. (Unless you tell them.)
Trained On YOUR Business
We customize it with your brand voice, product knowledge, FAQs, and processes. Fully trained from day one.
Instant Notifications
Get call details sent immediately via email, SMS, or WhatsApp. Your choice. Never miss an opportunity.
Works 24/7/365
Evenings. Weekends. Christmas Day. Midnight. Doesn't matter. It's always on.
Zero HR Drama
No recruitment. No interviews. No training. No sick days. No holidays. No payroll headaches.
Scales Instantly
Business growing? No problem. AI Reception Desk scales with you automatically. No hiring delays.
Fraction Of The Cost
Costs less than ONE receptionist... but works like 100 of them.
Why Businesses Trust DeckchairAI
"We were missing evening viewing requests and losing sales to competitors. DeckchairAI changed everything. We haven't missed a call in 3 months and our conversion rate has gone through the roof."
Sarah M.
Estate Agent, Manchester
"Great to see Neil and the team are back capturing leads and answering missed calls in the New Way ...I Definitely recommend him to any business for missed call capture"
Adam Phillips
Founder, Phat Apps
"No more 'engaged' tones. No more voicemail. Just pure, reliable call coverage 24/7. We're capturing leads at 11 PM that we used to miss completely. The ROI is insane."
Rebecca L.
Law Firm Partner, London
"We're a fast-growing tech company and couldn't hire receptionists fast enough. DeckchairAI solved that problem overnight. It scales with us automatically and costs a fraction of traditional staffing."
David K.
Tech Startup Founder, Leeds
Hear It For Yourself
Call our live AI receptionist demo, trained for Royal Spice — an Indian restaurant. Ask it anything: opening hours, bookings, the menu. You'll be amazed.
+44 1202 125963 · Standard call rates apply
Ask about the menu
Try asking what dishes are available or if there are vegetarian options.
Try booking a table
See how naturally it handles reservations and collects your details.
Ask opening hours
Test how instantly it answers common questions without hesitation.
Why I Built This (And Why You Should Care)
Hi, I'm Neil Murphy.
I started a virtual receptionist business from my spare bedroom and grew it to 80 staff handling 8 MILLION calls.
We specialized in overflow calls for estate agents, car dealerships, law firms, and tech companies.
Every time YOUR receptionist was on another call, at lunch, or had gone home for the day... those calls bounced to MY team.
And I built an amazing business cleaning up after missed calls. 💰
But here's what I learned running 80 receptionists:
The recruitment nightmares. The no-shows at interviews. The endless training. The sick days. The holidays. The "I need to leave early" excuses. The HR drama.
And the BIGGEST limitation of all:
Even with 80 trained staff, each person could only handle ONE call at a time.
So I asked myself: "What if there was a better way?"
That's when I discovered AI technology that could:
And that's exactly what I built.
DeckchairAI is the result of years of experience handling millions of calls combined with cutting-edge AI technology.
Now I'm helping business owners like you capture EVERY call... without the staff headaches.
Because I've been on BOTH sides of this. I know what it's like to miss calls. And I know what it's like to profit from OTHER people's missed calls.
Now it's YOUR turn to stop missing them. 🎯
DeckchairAI Is Perfect For:
🏠 Estate Agents
Capture evening viewing requests, weekend inquiries, and after-hours calls that used to go to competitors.
🚗 Car Dealerships
Never miss a test drive booking, service appointment, or Saturday sales call again. Handle peak times without adding staff.
⚖️ Law Firms
Capture urgent client calls 24/7. Handle overflow during busy periods. Sound professional even at midnight.
💼 Tech Companies
Scale your business without scaling your reception team. Handle global time zones effortlessly.
📈
Growing Businesses
Eliminate the receptionist bottleneck. Scale instantly.
🏢
Any Phone-Dependent Business
If you're tired of missing opportunities... this is for you.
The Numbers Don't Lie
Traditional Receptionist
The fragile human approach
Total annual cost:
£26,500 - £36,500+
Plus all the missed calls during breaks, holidays, and busy periods
DeckchairAI
The invincible AI approach
Starting from:
A fraction of one salary
Zero missed calls. Zero HR drama. Unlimited capacity.
See The Reality For Yourself
Due to many requests from takeaway owners asking to see and understand the reality of their slow, templated, outdated websites, we have prepared the following two reports.
Two Powerful Tools. One Brand.
Whether it's a phone call or a website visit — DeckchairAI has it covered.
AI Call Answering
Never Miss Another Call. Ever.
14-day FREE trial — no credit card needed
A fully trained AI receptionist that answers your calls in 2 rings, 24/7/365. Handles unlimited simultaneous calls, sounds completely human, and sends you instant notifications with every call detail.
- Answers in 2 rings, 24/7/365
- Unlimited simultaneous calls
- Sounds completely human
- Trained on your business
- Instant call summaries via email/SMS/WhatsApp
- Zero sick days, holidays or HR drama
AI Chatbot
Engage Visitors. Convert More. Automatically.
14-day FREE trial — no credit card needed
A smart AI chatbot that sits on your website and WhatsApp, answering questions, capturing leads, and booking appointments — all without any human involvement.
- Embeds directly on your website
- Works on WhatsApp too
- Answers FAQs instantly
- Captures leads automatically
- Books appointments 24/7
- Trained on your business
Bundle Both & Save
AI Call Answering + AI Chatbot together
Save £19/month — 14-day FREE trial included
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